I'm tired of rumours startin

you may have heard rumours that i was seen snorting cocaine off Lindsay Lohan's tits in a posh nightclub on wednesday ...

unfortunately, that wasnt me :( instead i was just seen queuing outside for three hours. despite being on the guestlist, kelly and i were denied entry after showing up unfashionably late. the club was full so they closed the guestlist, but i did get a half-way decent photo of Lindsay in her car! by the way, she is sooo pretty in real life! and she was like smiling and laughing the whole time too. what an attention whore! but she's so fucking hot!

paparazzi are so funny! they kept running up and down the street whenever they thought a celebrity was arriving. the only celebs actually seen at this nightclub were lindsay and her girlfriend (who was DJing the event) and a few C-listers who nobody really cares about. One of the photogs said that he saw Katy Perry earlier that day and another took a picture of me with his crazy camera that flashed like 32987402 times! it was kind of creepy, actually. but i started talking to him, asking if he got the 'money-shot' and he was like 'nah, no beaver ... no fire-crotch for me tonight.' i'm so upset that i couldn't get in! like, i would not give up though. i seriously tried everything i could think of, short of offering the bouncers sexual favours (although i may have hinted that i would) and eventually, after some drunk guy who already had a table in the club couldn't get us in, and after kelly dragged me away from the door, we gave up and went home. it would have been so cool if we'd gotten into the club, but atleast i got to see my hetero-girl crush up close! <3